Babies with better Tumblr’s than you

Posted on April 2, 2012 by Rex

Tumblr. We love it. We hate it. We delete our accounts, and we sign up again within one week. Now babies use it. And they’re better at it.

**Spoiler: article will scare men**

This is not the first time I’ve envied famous babies but this time, some are famous and some are just f***ing cool – and now they’re on Tumblr.

What better way to inaugurate our new LADIES! category, on the site, than with CHICK STUFF THAT MAKES OUR OVARIES EXPLODE AND OUR UTERUS’ BACKFLIP?!

It’s in our DNA, we all get clucky and with so many platforms to share our little joys with the world, why the hell not? Stay tuned for Babies on Pintrest, it’ll be a thing. Trust me. And remember, every time you do something – there’s a baby somewhere doing it better.

Pixie-Rose Curtis of pixies-pix.tumblr.com

Daughter of PR guru Roxy Jacenko (Sweaty Better PR), Pixie-Rose Curtis will end up being your boss and probably in the not too distant future. She’s home grown, stylish and has a wardrobe most women in their 30′s would envy. Baby Gucci and Burberry, with a splash of Baby Gap. She never reblogs, all content is her own and does what most fashion bloggers try to do – but better – all before turning 1.

PRC gets invited to product launches we at PRIMO! can't get into... Such as Baby Gap x DVF

Baby Swag - baby-swag.tumblr.com

Despite ‘swag’ being a dirty word in the PRIMO! HQ – these kids are too young to understand. Having said that, they get fashuun. The curator of the site literally trolls tumblr looking for cool kiddies. Whilst in the USA this would probably be violating laws – here in Aus we love some hipster baby.

Kid has got a bag you can't afford. That's #swag.

Hot Men With Babies - hotmenwithbabies.tumblr.com

Thank me later, ladies. Not only can you take solace in the fact that you’re not the only woman who wants to bear the child of Detective Elliot Stabler of SVU, but you can spend endless hours scrolling through sexy baby daddies inbetween morphing your boyfriends face with yours on morphthing.com.

Christopher Meloni. Shirtless. Holding his son Dante. Oh. God.

Suri’s Burn Book - surisburnbook.tumblr.com

Whoever writes this is a genius. This is Nobel Prize shit. Written as Suri Cruise, she comments on other celebrity children, mocks her step siblings and mother Katie Holmes in addition to her commentary on current celebrity affairs. The tag line sums it up: ‘JUST BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE A FERRAGAMO HANDBAG DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN BEHAVE LIKE A CHILD. (I’M LOOKING AT YOU, SHILOH.)’

Suri Cruise. She really does hate you.

Blue Ivy Carter – helloblueivycarter.tumblr

How could we write this article without including the Princess of RnB and Hip Hop, the only daughter of Beyonce and Jay-Z, Blue Ivy Carter. Bey and Jey chose tumblr as the platform to introduce Blue to the world. It hasn’t been updated since, but assumably has more followers than you ever will. Giving Suri a run for her money, Blue sightings are limited but speculation is huge. ”I.V.Y. = Illuminati’s Very Youngest B.L.U.E. = Born Living Under Evil. Blue Ivy spelt backwords [sic] (Eulb Yvi) = Latin for ‘Lucifers Daughter,’” wrote Twitter user Katt Williams Parody. We don’t know how true that is, but it’s cool.