HOW TO FLIP OFF DOUCHE-BAGS IN STYLE

Posted on June 26, 2012 by SeñorRoboto

As humans, the only thing that separates us from animals, is culture.

Since the first automobile hit the road, it has been a culture, neigh, a common courtesy to thank those that allow you to move through traffic without incident.

One would think that in this modern day that people would honour this sacred task and continue to be gracious and thankful to our fellow man. However, it seems that in a modern culture we are all too busy to show kindness and gratitude to one another.

So if you are unlucky enough to come in contact with a fellow human, that believes that he or she is above exhibiting common manners. There is one question you must first consider before unleashing a barrage of hatred their way.

Are you currently the epitome of badass?

Because if you are going to open up a can of whoop-ass upon a fellow driver, the intent is that you can make that douche feel as bad as possible for disrespecting other baws like gentlemen that inhabit our local roads and motorways.

Since you are driving, they are only going to see your upper body. So when half the battle is already over, surely this is a shoot to kill kind of dilemma… All you need to consider before taking part in a journey with your automobile is what jacket will have the most impact when on the road?

Is it likely scare off potential douche bags on the road?

Now you could always go with the traditional badass look… Wearing some sort of illustrious leather jacket with studs and what not so that it appears that you are a biker or general badass (). The only negative associated with choosing this option is that you could potentially be perceived as being part of the YMCA and may not be taken as seriously on the motorway.

So with that I recommend our second option, the DQM Wax Wear Coaches jacket in Shadow Grass. Now, I may be tripping balls when I suggest this jacket, but this badass/multipurpose article of clothing would scare off most dick heads that frequent general population, ensuring a safe path upon your A to B journey.

The only down side being that you may be mistaken for a big game hunter and may be targeted by P.E.T.A. That isn’t necessarily a bad thing though, since most P.E.T.A. activists are hot.

However, my final choice for a stylish yet powerful option to take with you on the road would be the Carhartt Men’s Waterproof Breathable Coat in black. Not only is it modest; it’s functional, stylish and appropriate for all occasions.

So the next time you frivolously jump into your car to pick up milk from the corner store… Remember. dickhead are everywhere, so be prepared!